January 2012
Oh shit. Hi mom! :D
teamotaco:
hey son, hey :)
You really need to make another trip down here. Im sad that I didn’t get to see you. :(
Oh shit. Hi mom! :D
So he's NOT your boyfriend? Hmmm.
December 2011
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Christmas Head?
Meant to talk to Jasmyne like eight times...
/shrug
Oops.
Audrey Nicole Fucking Dailey
First world problems: Too lazy to fix your hair so...
Oh lord, I got caught.
*Embarrassed*
Dammit, Noel.
For Jenny. →
What movie should I download to watch?
Dear sister,
You’re not getting your money back.
-Love,
Brother
November 2011
I regret texting you last night.
It may have been somewhat fun but I feel bad about it.
I should feel bad about it, very bad.
I shouldn’t even have done it in the first place for a reason i’ve neglected to tell everyone.
I have a girlfriend and I feel terrible about what happened in those text messages and I never plan for it to happen again.
Ever.
It's okay, I miss Torri's big boobies too.
You mad?
I’m not.
October 2011
Today has been a great day.
I feel fucking amazing.
Ohhhh, Jasmyne.
I would definitely get with you.
-Just sayin’.
Jasmyne,
I wish we knew eachother better because whenever we talk it’s always pretty awkward.
And I think you’re really cool and I wanna get to know you more and get close to you.
I'm pretty sure one of my mom's bestfriend's...
Awkward.
September 2011
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Today was terrible.
I wish it never happened.
Fuuuuuuuck.
I have two hickeys and I really don’t want to let my parents find out.
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I am a huge pussy.
I am a scared sack of shit when it comes to...
August 2011
You slimy fucking bitch.
You technically don’t even go out with one girl. (Who happens to be the girl I like/flirt with.)
You have a promise ring, and brought that shit up.
And you still go fucking run off with a girl and mess around with her, and this isn’t the first time.
And even when you were with the girl you have the promise ring with you cheated on her.
I fucking hate you.
Fuck you.
Oh god, earthquakes.
I didn’t even feel it.
/shrug
White girls fun, cause all of 'em swallow.
Sometimes I love Plies.
I hate kids, teenagers too.
I’m the biggest hypocrite.
Fuck yeah! I got my license today.
And my parents are leaving tomorrow until Sunday.
This could definitely be a fun week.
Reblog if people say you don’t look your age.
People never believe me when I tell them I’m 16. Ever.