My name is Jacob.
I'm a Senior in highschool and in the marching band.
Her: can we snuggle?
Me: uh sure
Her: *puts ass on my dick*
Me: *trys very very hard to focus on not getting a boner*
Me: *extreme boner*
I’m tryna have this happen.
Anonymous said: Why do you only date black women?
they pussy juice is the fountain of youth
When the chick in a porn looks like someone you know…
Black women look like gold in the summertime.
im the guy at the party that sits on the couch observing everything